Finely diced celery, minced green onion, shrimp (cooked with Old Bay, some minced fine, some merely chopped), Miracle Whip, panko bread crumbs. Pan fry. Serve on a toasted bun with lettuce and home made tartar sauce.
His-n-hers... small one has just a bit of sauce, tomatoes, onion, fresh mozzarella, basil. The other one is what I call "man pizza," sauce, salami, pepperoni, sausage, lots of cheese.